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dapperhatsandfancypants:

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stillmonkeys:

From A Series of Unfortunate Events DVD commentary track.

if you haven’t watched this film with the commentary then you are missing out, it’s hilarious. “Lemony Snicket” was completely unhappy with the film and wanted no real part of it and so in the commentary he just fucks about. Seriously, at one point he gets out an accordion and drowns out the director with his playing

"nearly all of my life"

Lemony Snicket sass is what I aspire to in life.

"Lemony Snicket" (Dan Handler) was asked if he liked the movie.
He said “I love the movie as much as someone who wrote 8 drafts of a movie before being fired from his own creation could possibly be.”
The man’s life is sarcasm and it’s beautiful.

gunpowderandspark:

dapperhatsandfancypants:

theausterevolunteer:

oscarstardis:

stillmonkeys:

From A Series of Unfortunate Events DVD commentary track.

if you haven’t watched this film with the commentary then you are missing out, it’s hilarious. “Lemony Snicket” was completely unhappy with the film and wanted no real part of it and so in the commentary he just fucks about. Seriously, at one point he gets out an accordion and drowns out the director with his playing

"nearly all of my life"

Lemony Snicket sass is what I aspire to in life.

"Lemony Snicket" (Dan Handler) was asked if he liked the movie.

He said “I love the movie as much as someone who wrote 8 drafts of a movie before being fired from his own creation could possibly be.”

The man’s life is sarcasm and it’s beautiful.

Being British in Florida 5

If there’s one thing that struck me while we were in Florida, it was the difference in driving speeds. Driving on the opposite side of the road, and the rules about turning right at red lights were easy enough, but I found myself taxed far more adjusting to different speed limits.

This makes me sound like some sort of speed obsessed petrol head, I’m sure. As with most observations here, it is a…

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khaizarin asked:

Dear Mr. Gaiman. I'm an aspiring writer looking to be the best author I can be, and because of that, I try to research the things I write about so I know everything there is to know about it. However, the current project I'm writing is proving to be challenging. In fact, I need to talk to a coroner, to research the decaying of a human body and any means of which to slow it down. Do you have a suggestion as to how I can contact someone willing to talk to me, despite me sounding totally insane?

neil-gaiman:

All research enquiries sound insane. Sometimes, as when you are squodging through a sewage tunnel researching Neverwhere, they seem insane to you too.

When I needed to write an autopsy in AMERICAN GODS I called my family doctor, and he turned out to have been the county prosector, and we spent a couple of hours on the phone with him answering all my questions, even the stupid ones. (“Why do you have to put the organs back in the same order you took them out?” “Because otherwise they won’t fit.” “Oh.”)

There are a LOT of books about death, dying and what happens to bodies post mortem, that you could use too. Check your library. Talk to your librarians. In my experience, they like the weird requests.*

*do not stare at them in an unsettling way while you ask, though. Try to smile, unless you have an unsettling smile.

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theblackstonebureau:

My hoard of treasure is overflowing so it’s time to pass some onto a handful of worthy adventurers! 
You can enter by reblogging and liking this post. Follows are not necessary (but always welcome!) 
Entries are valid until October 5th, 2014
Six winners will be chosen at random and the prizes are shown above! Ill be giving away a set of Gold, Silver, Copper & Platinum Coins! Ill also be throwing a set of Trade Bars and 3 of those groovy d20 tokens at some random adventurers! 
Will ship internationally! *No shipping to Antarctica
If anyone is interested in picking up a set of these coins for your own be sure to check out Campaign Coins!
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theblackstonebureau:

My hoard of treasure is overflowing so it’s time to pass some onto a handful of worthy adventurers! 
You can enter by reblogging and liking this post. Follows are not necessary (but always welcome!) 
Entries are valid until October 5th, 2014
Six winners will be chosen at random and the prizes are shown above! Ill be giving away a set of Gold, Silver, Copper & Platinum Coins! Ill also be throwing a set of Trade Bars and 3 of those groovy d20 tokens at some random adventurers! 
Will ship internationally! *No shipping to Antarctica
If anyone is interested in picking up a set of these coins for your own be sure to check out Campaign Coins!
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theblackstonebureau:

My hoard of treasure is overflowing so it’s time to pass some onto a handful of worthy adventurers! 
You can enter by reblogging and liking this post. Follows are not necessary (but always welcome!) 
Entries are valid until October 5th, 2014
Six winners will be chosen at random and the prizes are shown above! Ill be giving away a set of Gold, Silver, Copper & Platinum Coins! Ill also be throwing a set of Trade Bars and 3 of those groovy d20 tokens at some random adventurers! 
Will ship internationally! *No shipping to Antarctica
If anyone is interested in picking up a set of these coins for your own be sure to check out Campaign Coins!
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theblackstonebureau:

My hoard of treasure is overflowing so it’s time to pass some onto a handful of worthy adventurers! 
You can enter by reblogging and liking this post. Follows are not necessary (but always welcome!) 
Entries are valid until October 5th, 2014
Six winners will be chosen at random and the prizes are shown above! Ill be giving away a set of Gold, Silver, Copper & Platinum Coins! Ill also be throwing a set of Trade Bars and 3 of those groovy d20 tokens at some random adventurers! 
Will ship internationally! *No shipping to Antarctica
If anyone is interested in picking up a set of these coins for your own be sure to check out Campaign Coins!
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theblackstonebureau:

My hoard of treasure is overflowing so it’s time to pass some onto a handful of worthy adventurers! 
You can enter by reblogging and liking this post. Follows are not necessary (but always welcome!) 
Entries are valid until October 5th, 2014
Six winners will be chosen at random and the prizes are shown above! Ill be giving away a set of Gold, Silver, Copper & Platinum Coins! Ill also be throwing a set of Trade Bars and 3 of those groovy d20 tokens at some random adventurers! 
Will ship internationally! *No shipping to Antarctica
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theblackstonebureau:

My hoard of treasure is overflowing so it’s time to pass some onto a handful of worthy adventurers! 
You can enter by reblogging and liking this post. Follows are not necessary (but always welcome!) 
Entries are valid until October 5th, 2014
Six winners will be chosen at random and the prizes are shown above! Ill be giving away a set of Gold, Silver, Copper & Platinum Coins! Ill also be throwing a set of Trade Bars and 3 of those groovy d20 tokens at some random adventurers! 
Will ship internationally! *No shipping to Antarctica
If anyone is interested in picking up a set of these coins for your own be sure to check out Campaign Coins!
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theblackstonebureau:

My hoard of treasure is overflowing so it’s time to pass some onto a handful of worthy adventurers!

  • You can enter by reblogging and liking this post. Follows are not necessary (but always welcome!)
  • Entries are valid until October 5th, 2014
  • Six winners will be chosen at random and the prizes are shown above! Ill be giving away a set of Gold, Silver, Copper & Platinum Coins! Ill also be throwing a set of Trade Bars and 3 of those groovy d20 tokens at some random adventurers!
  • Will ship internationally!
    *No shipping to Antarctica

If anyone is interested in picking up a set of these coins for your own be sure to check out Campaign Coins!